My Top 5 Favorite Pick Up Lines...

1. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

2. Hi, can I buy you several drinks?

3. You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.

4. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin!

5.  Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? No? Let’s do lunch!



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